See this off of Scamorama. A very wealthy businessman in New York receives one of those "some distant relative of yours died and they left millions of dollars in Africa and we need you to transfer it" e-mails that occasionally I receive as well. (Today it was a banker in Abidjan and a Engr Meier that died in a Kenyan plane crash blah blah blah.)
The hilarity of this, is the guy writes back and eventually gets him to send $100 to the United States and a picture of the scammer with a sign that says the phrases below, oh, and he also converts him to Christianity. If you have time (like me) and want something entertaining, this is worth a chuckle.
So that I may recognize you, please make and hold a sign that has the following on it in large letters:
WELCOME TO ACCRA!
I AM EXPERT COCK HANDLER!
PLEASE SEE ME FOR COCK SERVICE!
Cock is a term used here in America that means 'private business'. Please do not put my name on the sign as I don't want anyone to know I am travelling to Ghana. Also, take a picture of yourself holding this sign and email the picture to me this weekend so that I will be able to recognize you when I arrive. I will see you next week, my friend.
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2 comments:
"maybe you should buy a goat and let it run your scams."
Holy crap this was the best possible way to pass my lunch break. Thank you for that.
I hope you are secretly a man, because I might want to marry you. Thanks for the comment!
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